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DANDELION | CRICKET
Meet Dandelion, or Randy Dandy as she is more commonly known. Her mother was obviously on crack when she named her, hence Randy Dandy's unquenchable thirst for knowledge (cough) *illicit drugs. Randy Dans has also coerced a lovely unsuspecting girl named Dolores that she should totally quit her promising fencing career, to become a 'pussycat girl' (stripper). Yep. Dandelion is one shady ass character. You mess with her, and you'll receive a swift bat to the shins.