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MERCEDES  | WATERPOLO

 

Meet Mercedes. She is EXCELLENT at playing musical statues. She also rides a unicycle. Sometimes she tows people into town, and if she gets enough speed, can occasionally get three feet of air when going over speed bumps. The last time she played musical statues, she inadvertently ended up freezing in a muscle cramping statue all night (unbeknownst to Cedes, the game was over and everyone had gone inside). She had to go to hospital the next day to have intense cramp removal therapy. Mercedes takes musical statues very seriously.