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This is Mildred. She is the president of her local Crochet Club, and is also FANTASTIC at Tongue-Twisters. Yesterday while she was practicing her Hula-Hooping and Tongue-Twisting (AT THE SAME TIME- don't act like you're not impressed) a juvenile told her she had 'dope flow' and that she should join their 'crew' which consisted of a whisker-faced boy that sat next to a record playing an annoying repetitive loop, and some other character whose role seems only to yell out swears.
Mildred loves it.
However, she is still yet to convince her 'homies' that the lyrics 'Scooby snack jurassic plastic gas booby trap' make no sense, regardless of which context they're in.