Smoking Hot Babes Present:



So here we are. Meet Timna Babes. She’s not actually awake, so can we all have a bit of shush please.  Timna has a debilitating case of Narcolepsy, and is consequently sleep-knife-juggling. 

Don’t even. 

Despite being alarming to watch, it’s ominously impressive. In addition to falling asleep in socially unacceptable situations, Timna is also outrageously dyslexic, making directions a mythical concept. To combat this affliction, she has tattoo’d some helpful reminders on her corresponding wrists. This should eliminate any further confusion.


In spite of (or perhaps because of) all these shortcomings, Timna Babes is everyone’s ultimate. PLUS she’s sweet like marmalade and tastes like ooh la la.